i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
I’d rather have a bowl of cocoa puffs
actual Alex Turner quote from the concert on 2/1/14 in St. Pete, FL (via redheaded-thoroughbred)
1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day.
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!
you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams
are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job
YAAAASSS BABY YOU DO YOUR THING!!!
Put it this way if I could make almost 4 digits in cash in just a day sucking TWO dicks Id deep throat 10 start wiping my ass with 50s like what the fuck as if you wouldn’t do this…?
The warning at the beginning of Fight Club (1999)
The good news:
I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff
The bad news:The last time I wore it I was nine years old
The best news:
I am the anime now
Best news is that you should never wear shirts again
The terrible news is that guy is a brony and a douchebag. Such a shame.
I love seeing how desperate and hateful complete strangers are willing to get towards me on these posts because the feel threatened or something.
The insecurity is almost as thick as the hypocrisy is delicious.
"Stop you guys, stop giving him attention, don’t you understand that he LIKES A SHOW. STOP APPRECIATING HIS LOOKS, HIS LOVE OF PONIES AND DISAGREEMENT WITH MY IGNORANT VIEWS MEANS YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO FIND HIM DESIRABLE."
[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]
[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]